Navratri is like the Indian spring break, except it is at night and with lots of mithai. But what if you see that special girl who takes your breath away? Here are some ways to patao a girl who you see doing Dandiya. Follow them at your own risk and don’t blame us for your love life 🙂
Talk to her parents dressed up in traditional dandiya garb. If not their affection, at least you will get free mithai.
Dance with her best friend and make her jealous. This might work but if you’re not careful, it will go horribly wrong.
Colour co-ordinate clothes with her. If she falls for you that is good, if not then at least you will be successful in channeling your inner Govinda.
Take some help from your Gujju friend, try and make a full-blown fancy PowerPoint presentation on why she should date you! Just make sure the presentation doesn’t go on the entire night.
Do the “Tattad Tattad” step, it will help you get a girl like Deepika and will also get rid of your dandruff.
If Garba is not straight coming from the heart, do the “Gandi Baat”
If you’re built for the kill, show it with skill and challenge her in an intense dance marathon.
It’s the oldest trick – Revamp the stick!
So you think you can garba? Challenge her to a dance off and win her with your dance moves.
When it comes to the pagadi, size does matter. So grab the girl’s attention with your headgear.
That’s it, boys. Girls…. don’t fret. Come back tomorrow to our blog for tips to how to patao a guy during Dandiya. Until then, play on!