Stop Calling Yourself a Sapiosexual!

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Adjectives are amazing. When they’re not helping us form stereotypes, they’re being employed to delineate the differences between people. But what happens when everyone uses the same adjectives to define themselves? How is everyone on Tinder a “sapiosexual”? Why are Twitterers also “lovers”?

Here are some stock adjectives we would love to see the back of.

Foodie
We’re very proud of your carb-laden victories, but could you show us someone who doesn’t like food? Kthxbai.

1---Foodie

Epicurist
A foodie who can use thesaurus.com.

2---epicurean

Sapiosexual
This word is not for you if don’t immediately know what it means.

3---Sapiosexual

Fun-loving
It’s alarming that we need to acknowledge ourselves as people who enjoy a good time.

4---Fun-loving

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Traveller/wanderer/dreamer

This is the most poetic description of unemployment we’ve come across.

5---Traveller

Pogonophile
Beards are pretty cool, but we do miss seeing people who appreciate good ol’ faces too.

6---Ranveer-Beard


Evangelist

Used to describe everyone who mildly likes something.

7---Evangelist

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Thinker

Anyone with half an ounce of thought wouldn’t have to say that they have functional brains.

8---thinker

Oenophile
The ones whose rising income has helped them graduate from drinking cheap rum.

9---Oenophile

What adjectives have you heard too much of? Tell us in the comments below!

 

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