What If The Oscars Took Place In India!

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So Leonardo Di Caprio finally got to take the Oscar home – and everybody can heave a collective sigh of relief. But what if the Oscars actually took place in India, total Bollywood-ishtyle? Scroll down to find out!

Brad Pitt & George Clooney would host together and make gay jokes.

Because our hip leading men like to shoot from the hip er lip!

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Brie Larson would perform an item number. 

Because winning a Best Actress trophy means nothing if you don’t dance at the ceremony!


Matt Damon would win popular choice award.

Because in our award shows every actor has to win one award! ( Ya – Michael Fassbender, we got you covered too. Best Actor in a Biopic)


Saoirse Ronan would win best newcomer/breakthrough/star of tomorrow.

Even though she has starred in multiple movies before!

Saoirse Ronan wins the 'Actress in a Supporting Role' award at the 'Irish Film and Television Awards' at Convention Centre Dublin on February 12, 2011 in Dublin, Ireland. Irish Film and Television Awards (IFTA) - Press Room Convention Centre Dublin Dublin, Ireland February 12, 2011 Photo by Phillip Massey/WireImage.com To license this image (63441487), contact WireImage.com

Immortan Joe would win Best Villain. 

Because Bollywood knows a good movie is nothing without a good villain!

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Chhota Bheem Kung Fu Dhamaka would win Best Animated Feature.

Because we couldn’t find any other animated films from India this year!


Leonardo DiCaprio would thank Inarritu ‘ji’ or Inarritu ‘sir’ and touch his director’s feet and there would be a shot of Rekha. Because just.

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And no there would be no mention of the climate unless he was talking about Bollywood and its fair-weather friends!

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